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the guy who works at the big bee around my school is a fucking creeper. among other things, he calls ALL of the girls either honey, baby, sweetie, etc.
today he actually asked me which pet name I preferred.
like, yeah, ‘underdog becomes team hero!’ and ‘hardass coach teaches them the true meaning of teamwork!’
how original.
David’s dad told me a story about one of his old friend’s dad or something.
He lived out in Alberta, in the prairies, and his dog was getting old. So naturally, in that culture, they were going to put the dog down. Without guns handy, I guess, which would seem to be the only way to find a sliver of logic in this story, he had an abundance of fucking dynamite. So, naturally, he strapped the dynamite to the dog, tying the dog to a fucking tree. He lit the fuses and then started walking away from the dog. expecting a show. He got far enough, and turned around to watch, only to see that the dog got loose and started chasing him.
Mental imagery, gogogo.
Canadian farmer being chased by a dog with live dynamite strapped to it.
LMFAO.
Anyways, he got out alive, but still, lmfao. Fucking terrible situation he put himself in.
of course david’s dad of all people told you that story.
starsmending:mutations:warningdontreadthis:yerawizardharry:
Irena Sendler
1910-2008
A 98 year-old German woman named Irena Sendler recently died. During WWII, Irena worked in the Warsaw Ghetto as a plumbing/sewer specialist. Irena smuggled Jewish children out; infants in the bottom of the tool box she carried and older children in a burlap sack she carried in the back of her truck. She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking covered the kids’ and infants’ noises. Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 children. She eventually was caught, and the Nazis broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar buried under a tree in her backyard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and reunited some of the families. Most had been killed. She helped those children get placement into foster family homes or adopted.
Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Al Gore won - for a slide show on Global Warming.
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omg aw she is so precious omg stupid al gore
:(
I also love that I now have my brother’s personal heater in my room.
I LOVE HEAT. and hate canadian winters. and my dad’s crazy thermostat standards. because he’s always in california/florida, he’s always hot, thus my house is always COLD as FUCK when he’s home.
not cool, daddio.
